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Christine. 20. Virginia.
Doom. Hardcore. Thrash. Emo.
Instagram: Kirklepuss

holy shit i am snorting at that last post

necronatalie:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

OMFG

(via napoleon-yolomite)

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

(via napoleon-yolomite)

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

(via earthcrisisfacetattoo)

(Source: thickboyswag, via fnmattsweeney)

(Source: amajor7, via theeasymarkandtheoldmaid)

ayy lmao

ayy lmao

(Source: lilbrittanya, via collinsucks)

bugtoat:

I’m sinking like a stone in the sea.

bugtoat:

I’m sinking like a stone in the sea.

(Source: charlisillo, via wallyedge)

El Mark by Glassjaw

thrashachusetts:

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

TRU

this is funny

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via driftin240)

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